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googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

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First post. Friend who works at a vet’s office just sent me this picture. Figured reddit had to see it


I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

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So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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