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arandomwhitedude:

if a girl has on lace panties idk you gotta do everything. you can’t just eat pussy like u regularly do it. you gotta do it from all crazy types of angles. like she coulda just wore the sweatpants with the hair tied up and let u eat it from behind while she’s watchin one of her shows. but i meaaaan if she’s gonna put a goddamn bow on the pussy you gotta do some truly magical shit

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dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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